Stupid questions I get at work: Part 1

#1:

A: "You looked like you just gained weight!"

Me: "Yes I did."

A: "Why?"


Me: "I just did"

A: "How did you gain weight?"

Me: "Don't know"

A: "Huh, why you wanna gain weight???"

Me: *KILLS THEM MENTALLY WHILE WALKING AWAY"

My goodness, what kind of question is that? I die a little every time they ask me things like these.

#2:

A: "Why did you curl your hair?"

Me: "I just felt like it"

A: "Oh, why you don't leave it like it was straight last time? But you look nicer with curly hair la"

What the flying * Curl my hair also got problem and asking me to have straight hair but saying I look better in curly hair.

#3:

A: "Oh straight hair today?"

Me: "Yes!"

A: "Looks plain"

#4:

A: "Why do you tie your hair so neatly?"

Me: "Because I have too many baby hair"

A: "Not nice la, too neat already"

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A: "Why your hair so messy today?"

Me: "Because i didn't gel it down"

A: "You should you know, you don't look professional"

FML. Every thing I do, they have something to say.

Stay tuned to part 2 to know how miserable my life is at work due to people like them, and like what my boss would say.... JESUS, BLOODY HELL.